Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i out mim tonsoeep
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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