What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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