so explain again why im purple
no
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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