Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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