I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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