So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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