what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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