In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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