you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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