Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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