So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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