...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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