I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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