Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Randomize
