i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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