Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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