These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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