Porn is love you can see.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
