On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You smell like stripper and shame
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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