It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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