what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's never too late to be topless.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
