why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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