Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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