I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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