you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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