There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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