doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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