This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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