Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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