Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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