Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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