I look better un-naked...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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