I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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