Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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