I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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