Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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