Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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