their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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