its not stalking. its research.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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