Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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