just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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