So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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