i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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