Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
soo... how was my night?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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