Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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