Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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