my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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