We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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