forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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