he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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